Because I Think of These Things: Vampire Hair

I do not directly recall Stephenie Meyer addressing this bit, but, I ran across a note, in the Twilight: Director's Notebook (even though I don't really like CH at all, I had to have it! I know you understand ;), which got me to thinking. What I found was on page 31, it's a styling note for Alice, written sideways pointing to the picture on page 30, it states:

"In Chapter 22 of Twilight,we find out that Alice was confined to a mental hospital in the 20's so her hair was cut off jagged - SHORT & SPIKY"

found this cool pic on deviantart

Which makes sense. It also makes me jump right to the conclusion that whatever hair you have when you're turned, is the hair that you end up with. It obviously doesn't grow anymore, but, I've been pondering recently that maybe you can't cut or change it's style either.

Let's just go with the idea that their hair is as indestructible as the rest of them. Scissors and razors wouldn't work obviously, but, maybe they could bite it off and burn it before it tried to reattach itself? Along these lines, I'm going to land on cannot go longer, but, maybe can go shorter.

As far as hairstyles, I'll buy it, it's consistent, they seem to tend to style them in ways that are consistent with their time periods (well, other than Emmett is supposed to have curls, but thank goodness they let that go rather than recruit yet another horrible wig to these movies! But, that will change Rosalie's story about baby Henry probably, and maybe why she wanted to save Emmett after all)

But, what about other hair things, like beards?

Or Sideburns/muttonchops?

for that matter, why are none of them bald?

Why do none of the boy vamps (Cullens, nomads, or other) have beards, mustaches, or facial hair of any kind? Were ALL of them clean shaven when they turned, no matter where in history? Or, maybe they get one last shave once they start turning? Do you think Carlisle shaved Edward once he got him home?

Back waxing maybe? Or do you have to live with a bear if that's what he was?

What about the girls then? Leg shaving wasn't always in vogue;
what if you got turned without shaven legs?

With hairy pits?

Do you have to live with that forever?

Or lip waxing, if you had a faint mustache are you just stuck?
Monobrow?

Bikini line?
Never an option for a Brazilian?
Always with the 70's porno bush?

Thank goodness that vampire pairing seems to be a solid bond. Otherwise it may get to be kind of a drag looking at hair sweater dudes or man leg girls for the rest of time. (maybe there's just a lot of lights out adult party time going on...)

So now because I think of these things, and have a good imagination, I will share them and you can be stuck thinking of them too! (with pictures of course, because what if you're imagination just isn't up to snuff?)